Ok, so I want you to sign up for Pokerstars or Full Tilt by clicking one of my banners, which won’t make me rich, but might get you there. This weekend marks the biggest weekend of the year for WSOP Main Event Qualifiers, with Full Tilt and Pokerstars combining to give away over 250 seats on Sunday. That’s pretty huge, right?

Well, it gets better. Win the seat on Full Tilt, then win the Main Event (you saw that Jamie Gold donkey do it last year, so it obviously doesn’t require skill) and Full Tilt will give you a cool $10 million bonus. If you read about it here first, I want 10%. Shit, I’ll settle for 1%. Hell, gimme a hamburger, I’ll be thrilled! But you can’t win if you’re not in, so sign up for Full Tilt and play the 100-seat guarantee this Sunday at 6PM Eastern. You can also satellite into the 100-seat guarantee for as little as 2 bucks, so go for it!

Stars is going even bigger with the guarantee, but a little smaller with the bonus. They’re only (yeah, ONLY) giving a $1 million bonus to Main Event winners, but they’re stacking their deck, giving away a guaranteed 150 seats this Sunday at their 4:30PM EDT tourney. Stars has a little better track record, with Moneymaker and Raymer both winning their way into the ME on Stars, but I’m sure if a Pstars player walks off with the big bracelet in July they’ll be pretty well hooked up.

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